Alright, nine months go by and despite what everyone thinks they are not bad. Guys make women out to be insane during pregnancy, Amanda was quite pleasant just needed a little more help with odd things. We are getting close to the due date and we have just done our Lamaze class. We are all set to go. Well the time comes and goes and no baby. About a week after her due date we go out to the hospital where they are going to induce labor. Wow now this was fun for us both, lol they induce her and still nothing happens a couple days pass and nothing. They break her water manually one night and holy crap the world turns over. Now she feels it!
Unfortunately they they feel this is a good time to leave us for a few more hours.
Now its in the middle of the night, she is in pain and the only one who could do anything about it in the middle of the night, is in another surgery. Later that night the anaesthesiologist finally comes in and things calm down some. The night goes on into the early morning when her doctor comes in, with 9 other people by the way it's lesson time. They decide finally that Robby's head is just to darn big and the square hole will not fit in the round hole so on, so forth.
C-section time! Well if you ever tried forcing something to fit and finding out later it won't you can guess where this is going. She is on the table and I am at her head. Robby is stuck, this is my first baby as well so here I am watching in the doctor's goggles as she is forcing and prying and trying to loosen the baby. She literally climbs on top of Amanda yanking trying to get him out. they try some huge suction cup thing but it doesn't work. Next they try some kinda clamp you might find in a mechanics garage, I imagine this felt fantastic by the way. Baby comes out but he is not breathing. To top it off the good drugs are wearing off and Amanda realizes she is cut completely open and can feel people poking around.
Well, they knock her out instantly, the baby let's out a whimper and I am kicked out of the room. I get left in waiting with my mom for about an hour when they finally decide to let me see Amanda and the baby. Where on earth they get the nerve to just leave me out there with no idea of what's going on who knows, it was during this time I really was regretting that I quite smoking when she got pregnant cause I was about to lose it.
Anyways I eventually get to go in, life is good everyone is OK. Robby was a little jaundice and Amanda was very sore (Duh). After a total of 6 days in the hospital let's just say I was not looking forward to going back anytime in the near future.
C-section time! Well if you ever tried forcing something to fit and finding out later it won't you can guess where this is going. She is on the table and I am at her head. Robby is stuck, this is my first baby as well so here I am watching in the doctor's goggles as she is forcing and prying and trying to loosen the baby. She literally climbs on top of Amanda yanking trying to get him out. they try some huge suction cup thing but it doesn't work. Next they try some kinda clamp you might find in a mechanics garage, I imagine this felt fantastic by the way. Baby comes out but he is not breathing. To top it off the good drugs are wearing off and Amanda realizes she is cut completely open and can feel people poking around.
Well, they knock her out instantly, the baby let's out a whimper and I am kicked out of the room. I get left in waiting with my mom for about an hour when they finally decide to let me see Amanda and the baby. Where on earth they get the nerve to just leave me out there with no idea of what's going on who knows, it was during this time I really was regretting that I quite smoking when she got pregnant cause I was about to lose it.
Anyways I eventually get to go in, life is good everyone is OK. Robby was a little jaundice and Amanda was very sore (Duh). After a total of 6 days in the hospital let's just say I was not looking forward to going back anytime in the near future.
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